A darkly absurd theatrical comedy where Macbeth meets Titanic—and everyone brings a knife to the séance.

Three delightfully deranged women—Lady Macbeth, Valeria Messalina, and Rosa DeWitt Bukater—discover an ancient spellbook and attempt to concoct the elixir of eternal youth. With bubbling cauldrons, chopped carrots, gender debates, and the sudden arrival of a shirtless Jack Dawson/Genie, their vanity-fuelled magic spirals into glorious chaos. Set aboard the Titanic, this is a savage farce of murder, metamorphosis, and meta-theatre—where even the fourth wall isn’t safe.

Disclaimer: The infamous director James Cameron has absolutely not authorised his appearance in this play (but we may have used him anyway).